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Source: fifthharmony

jeffrothehomo:

On the phone with the bay

jeffrothehomo:

On the phone with the bay

jeiwalking:

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mY AUNT JUST POSTED THIS ON FACEBOOK BECAUSE WE’RE GETTING A LOT OF SNOW BUT I CHOKED OMFG

Source: jeiwalking

Intimacy is not who you let touch you. Intimacy is who you text at 3am about your dreams and fears. Intimacy is giving someone your attention, when ten other people are asking for it. Intimacy is the person always in the back of your mind, no matter how distracted you are.
— (via 5feetoffury)

Source: queerkaitlin

ungratefullittleshit:

Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”

Source: ungratefullittleshit

sealfie:

sealfie:

What do you call a sick eagle?

illegal

Source: sealfie

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

Source: markkruffalo

highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

Source: logotv

orthopedick:

"Are you wearing the Ch…"Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.

orthopedick:

"Are you wearing the Ch…"
Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.

Source: fuckyeahsmilingdogs