i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
I support thick thighs
Gospels from the mouth of DanRad
"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"
People run from rain but
in bathtubs full of
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
IT’S A METAPHOR, HAZEL, GOD.(via pimpunderthemountain)
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning
TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND
IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF
THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN
PINK APPRECIATION POST.
These are a few of my favorite pictures of her. #dreamgirl
iv had a poster hanging up of her in those pink panties in my room since I was 14
Okay - just from a semiotics/art appreciation standpoint -
Do you notice that in her images where she is topless, she is not sexualized in the way that scantily clad women often are in photography? She looks aggressive, or like she’s just standing around doing whatever. She does NOT look submissive or “come hither”. The expression in one of these is a “fuck you” expression and sometimes the expression is playful - but aggressively so.
She is posed the way that half-naked men are posed. NOT half-naked women.
P!nk has been my role model since I was 11
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