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terrakion:

anderson cooper is a top

terrakion:

anderson cooper is a top

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nostalgiaultra:

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

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avadakedavros:

i work at a gym largely frequented by older women, and today as one of them left after her workout she accidentally pulled the entire door handle off and just slowly looked at her bicep in horror as if she was terrified of her new strength. it was beautiful.

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becuzbacon:

Bloop

becuzbacon:

Bloop

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communistbakery:

my aesthetic

communistbakery:

my aesthetic

sigfodr:

A version for tumblr that can be read without opening a new tab, since plenty of people would scroll past this story otherwise.

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closetcaselesbian:

Probably the best post I’ve seen in a while.

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