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ximjustinlovex:

benedictscumberbatch:

“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”

I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

Source: benedictscumberbatch

seemenowlovemelater:

this is what I mean by it shouldn’t be any different the other way round

Source: a-night-in-wonderland

Source: teddyloids

meganxking:


The original character descriptions of Friends 

a paleontologist. not that it matters.

meganxking:

The original character descriptions of Friends

a paleontologist. not that it matters.

Source: hellyeahchandlerbing

shubbro:

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

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I HEARD THAT

jon-snow:

god bless sdcc

Source: jon-snow

outerspacecake:


I didn’t realize this was two different ads for a good minute or so

outerspacecake:

I didn’t realize this was two different ads for a good minute or so

Source: outerspacecake

yesbreathingisnice:

he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy

yesbreathingisnice:

he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy

Source: fuckyeahviralpics

marinashutup:

my nine year old cousin is always like “why are you making jokes all the time” and i’m just like “it’s a coping mechanism because i’m not emotionally stable enough to deal with the hard realities of human existence now go watch ratatouille”

Source: marinashutup

Source: fifthharmony