Witty Shit I Say


I'm Kathleen. I like puns and bad jokes and just funny things in general. So...yeah.

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thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

Source: sluttybitch2007

liliumgrey:

This is beautiful.

Source: pleatedjeans

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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Source: precumming

sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

Source: sometimes-cats

Source: purelypixar

awovoxo:

pick me up at midnight and let’s go on an adventure i’m down for those late night memories

Source: awovoxo

"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better

Source: startrekspeare

older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 

older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 

Source: tsunderestormss


A classic.

A classic.

I want your stupid fucking sense of humour making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6.
— (via alinarosette)

Source: stayygone